Saturday, February 14, 2015

Craaazy Lady Things


Another backlog-tackler, here, and one that I’ve waited far too long to write, partly because it’s not as easy to unpack as I’d like it to be.  So fasten your seat belts for another long entry discussing too many shows.

Not too long ago, I was chatting at a party about Aaron Sorkin.  I was a huge Sports Night fan, and have loved other Sorkin offerings to varying degrees.  But there are some elements of Sorkin that really don’t hold up to time and scrutiny.  So I explained to my party friends:  I just hate how Sorkin treats women.  One of the partygoers—a woman, against the odds—said no, she thought Sorkin was great at introducing and writing powerful women.  The women are the capable ones, she said, and the men would be helpless children without them.   Well, there’s problem one, I said, the women are there to support, save, and/or prop up the (partially undeserving) men around them.  There’s a lot more to women than making good men great.  But problem two is much bigger, and it’s the one that bothers me most:  that no matter how smart, powerful, capable, or competent the women are, they all end up making mistakes or making the men’s lives unnecessarily difficult because they’re irrationally obsessed with petty concerns.  Another partygoer chimed in:  Yes!  They're all worried about craaazy lady things!  (Think of Stockard Channing’s character on the West Wing, and how derisively the show treated her concern for her husband’s (i.e., President Bartlet’s) health.  And it’ll take you no time at all to come up with a dozen other Sorkin-based examples alone.)

Obviously I think this isn’t just a Sorkin phenomenon.  It’s a much larger pattern in how women are portrayed as having different, stereotypically female, concerns, and these concerns are portrayed as less reasonable or important than male concerns.  We’ve gotten to a point in history where we don’t mind, and may sometimes favor, watching shows about powerful women.  But apparently we don’t want to see them be completely capable. Women worry about love, family, health.  (Men don’t worry.  But when they do, they worry about making things work.)  Women take the short, personal, emotional, small-picture view.  (Men take the long, statesmanlike, logical, big-picture view.)  Women are deeply and inexplicably concerned with lady things, and become too easily fixated and too easily swayed by them.  Men’s decisions make sense.  Women’s decisions, all too often, don’t.  They’re inscrutable, irrational, myopic.  (“Women, amirite?”) And did you ever notice how on television, work/life balance isn’t really an issue for men, but it’s usually at the center of stories about professional women?  Yeah.  So as powerful and capable as they may be, these craaazy lady things mean that women will never, ever, be quite as capable as men.

A few of these shows about putatively strong, powerful women subvert the expectation of craaazy lady things.  But all too many of them don’t.

Mysteries of Laura (NBC, Fall 2014.  Law enforcement procedural.)

Watched: Episodes 2-6

Premise:  Police detective precariously balances home and professional life.  (Adapted from a Spanish series.)

Promise:  Debra Messing’s character is a very skilled, capable investigator, with good instincts.  She’s bad at diplomacy, but good at her job.  And if we ended it there, it would be like a zillion other comedic procedurals.  Maybe not appointment television, but fine.  But because she’s a woman, the show ends up piling humor about how she doesn’t embody femininity and isn’t demure and doesn’t manage her home with elegant aplomb.  That’s not necessarily a dealbreaker:  When In Plain Sight did it, it was wry and humanizing.  Mary Shannon was herself, not anyone else’s idea of what she should be.  Same with Kristin Lehman’s character on Motive.  But here, it feels mocking, not only of Messing’s character, but also of all of the other professional women who don’t prioritize beauty and homekeeping.  Plus, I have trouble taking seriously jokes that rely on the idea that Debra Messing (Debra Messing, for goodness sake!!) is old, dumpy, and/or past her prime.  Mind you, no one comes out particularly well.  Stereotypes all around – men are horndogs, wimpy men are pitiful, gay men are mincing.  But that doesn’t make it ok.

And there’s also this:  each episode is generally entertaining and empowering.  But each requires Laura to do something oddly objectifying (dressing sexy for an undercover date, struggling to zip into too-tight jeans, pretend to be a dominatrix) – before ending on that cool, empowering note.  It’s problematic because it implies that a woman being a good investigator isn’t enough to make her a good investigator – that she should have to use her body, too.  The men don’t have to do this, and no one would expect them to.  I like the empowering note, but wish we could get it without the digression in the middle.

Verdict:  Not awful.  But problematic enough that I didn’t want to keep watching.

Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce (Bravo, new.  Dramedy.)

Watched: pilot

Premise:  self-help author in her 40s deals with the breakdown of her marriage.

Promise:  Loosely based on the Girlfriends’ Guide book series, but diverges from the author's own description of her divorce.  As far as I can tell, the show is trying to be an LA version of Sex and the City for the woman in her 40s instead of her 30s.  It’s steeped in Los Angeles, all LA sights and superficiality, people talking over each other, vindictiveness, and sexual manipulation.  The mean girls are all grown up.  And it’s not wholly unentertaining.  But even if I feel sorry for these people and occasionally find their antics amusing, I neither like them—I really don’t like them—nor want to watch them self-destruct, which seems inevitable around every corner.  Here’s an example:  a woman (don’t get me started on the fact that she’s a lawyer) seduces her ex-husband by getting him drunk and sleeping with him as a “last hurrah.”  Then after he leaves, she gleefully calls the cops to report a drunk driver.  ::Shiver:: 

Verdict:  May appeal to watchers of The L Word or Revenge.  Or even of Sex and the City.  But it’s sure as heck not for me.


State of Affairs (NBC, Fall 2014.  Spy drama.)

Watched: Season (so far)

Premise:  CIA analyst walks the ethically difficult line of neutralizing terrorist threats.

Promise:  After the first episode, I was a bit skeptical.  The CIA analyst is keeping secrets, drinking and acting hypersexual to deal with stress.  The show has many clear echoes of Homeland—it’s hard not to compare the two—but this show very quickly won me over, and though it may be sacrilege to say, I actually ended up enjoying it more than Homeland.  That’s partly because it avoids many of the problems that plague Homeland as a result of its (intentionally) obsessive, irrational, unbalanced lead.  And this show’s stories have no shortage of subterfuge and tension, with all the secrets and lies of god spy stories interwoven with political pressures.  The lead (Katherine Heigl, with more gravitas than I’d expected but no less vitality) is smart, skilled, and effective under pressure.  In fact, the whole show is, as often as not, a really interesting subversion of the craaazy lady things trope.  A female president and CIA analyst deal pragmatically with international problems, while the men around them get irrational.  In fact, the president’s husband embodies all the craaazy lady stereotypes.  Here, the women are defined almost as much by their professional expertise as by their relationships with men.  Which doesn't sound like high praise, but in this climate it is.

Verdict:  strong showing.

Madam Secretary (CBS, Fall 2014.  Drama.)

Watched: First 2 or 3 episodes

Premise:  Spy-turned-political-science-professor becomes the Secretary of State.

Promise:  The show strives for West Wing gravitas, and there are moments when it finds it.  But what I find fascinating is the extent to which the show focuses on the challenges of being competent and female at the same time.  There’s a whole storyline about how people care too much about women’s looks (there’s an effective plot about her using a stylist to get press)—and it works as cultural critique.  But at the same time, the show embodies a good deal of what it critiques.  First is the fact that the show spends a good bit of time on the difficult balance between work and home.  We expect that of a show about a woman, but it would be odd if the lead were a man, and I noticed the difference.  But perhaps even more insidious is the fact that despite her all-encompassing international role, the heroine’s policymaking gaze ends up falling on “lady issues” like kids and public health.  Maybe that’s to get buy-in for the character and make her more sympathetic and likeable to the audience than she would if she were dealing with armed conflict from the start.  But if that’s true, it’s troubling in itself, and goes back to the ultimate question of why television is important.  Television holds a mirror up to the American viewer, showing us what we apparently want to see.  And we apparently we don’t necessarily mind watching powerful women, as long as they’re emotionally broken (State of Affairs) or sexually objectivized (Mysteries of Laura) or focused on “lady things” like health or family or parenting.  (Or all of them, like Girlfriend’s Guide.)

There’s a lot to like about the show.  It’s like Borgen, in many ways—about the political and the personal at the same time.  And yet, I didn’t feel inspired enough by it to keep watching.  Maybe it’s because the stakes didn’t seem high enough or our heroine’s victories didn’t feel big enough.  Or maybe it’s something else, hard to put my finger on, something from that previous paragraph that left me feeling uninspired.  I enjoyed the pilot, and thought it had plenty of potential, but in a season with limited DVR space, I just didn’t quite care enough about the people to make watching it a priority.  

Verdict:  Solid, but no fireworks.

Eye Candy (MTV, new.  Law enforcement drama.)

Watched: pilot

Premise:  A hacker makes herself the target of a stalker in order to catch the stalker.

Promise:  Women, beware.  The Internet is dangerous place.  Lurking on Tinder are stalkers who search out “perfect” women and kill them for their imperfections.  Good thing there’s this beautiful-and-brilliant hacker out there who uses the online pseud “Eye Candy” and scoffs at her parole-requirement that she not work with computers.  Police officers flirt with her, but she dodges their attempts to stifle her vigilantism and also doesn’t seek their help when she’s in danger.  Scarred by her parents’ death and her little sister’s kidnappng, she has lost all sense of rationality and perspective and risks her life and the lives of her beautiful club-kid friends to keep the world safe.  There’s also this weird romantic connection with her ex-boyfriend that makes her make mistakes probably even stupider than the ones she makes as a result of her sister’s kidnapping.

Verdict: But, um, everyone’s pretty?  Even so, not worth it.

On the DVR/Unreviewed:  Still some 2014 backlog (unlisted), but mostly from 2015, now:  Agent Carter, Empire, Babylon, 12 Monkeys, Backstrom, Fortitude, Allegiance, Better Call Saul.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

A Few SimonBakers


There hasn’t been a good moment to talk about the shows from mid/late 2014 and early 2015 that I haven’t watched and won’t watch.  So now is that moment.  As a reminder, I assign Simon Bakers, on a scale of 1-5, as a measure of judgment of a show I haven’t seen.  One Simon Baker is “I would have watched this if I’d had time/energy/DVR space.”  Five Simon Bakers is “only some combination of large amounts of money and toothpicks keeping my eyelids open would make me watch this voluntarily.”

I don’t see many obvious commonalities among these three shows, except that all seem to me like they’ll be emotionally manipulative.  And I’m just not up for emotional manipulation.

Tyrant (FX, drama, premiered June 2014). One SimonBaker.

Premise:  The son of a tyrannical dictator, after living in self-imposed exile as a pediatrician in the U.S., reluctantly returns to his fictional home country and attempts to guide the nation’s future by influencing its new leader, his brutal and unstable older brother.   

Prejudice:  By all accounts, it’s thought-provoking, if not necessarily easy to watch.  But it’s been pretty roundly criticized on a few counts, including its treatment of women as storytelling tools—victims to demonstrate men’s evil—rather than as people.  It’s also been criticized for relying on ethnic stereotypes and for having a dull lead.  So for weeks, it languished on my DVR, and the thought of starting it felt like homework.  I wish I had had the time and energy to give it a try—if only to decide whether I agreed with the criticism—but I know it would demand more energy than I have to give it.

Red Band Society (Fox, premiered Sept. 2014.  Dramedy.  Canceled.)  One SimonBaker.

Premise:  Poignant dramedy about the lives of patients on a cancer ward.  Based on a Spanish/Catalan series.

Prejudice:  It was hard for me to square the depressing-sounding setting with the Glee-like tone of the series’ ads.  I enjoyed Glee for a while, but lost interest, and wasn’t looking forward to having to dodge the feeling of doom, sap, and emotional manipulation that I figured would inevitably loom over the whole production.  It’s been canceled now, so I assume others felt as I did—but I’m still a little sad I didn’t have the DVR space to check it out.

The Slap (NBC, new, drama, limited series.)  Three SimonBakers.

Premise:  The fallout that follows when a man slaps a child at a suburban barbecue.  Based on an Australian novel and series.

Prejudice:  This hasn’t aired yet, but I know I won’t watch it.  It has a skilled cast and looks like it is, or at least wants to be, high-quality television.  But it’s also built on such an emotionally charged and manipulative premise that it gives me a sense of dread and skin-crawly anxiety just to think about watching it.  I don’t mean to say that I want stories to have easy rights and wrongs.  I often enjoy stories with moral grey areas.  But this isn’t grey.  It’s black and white in polarizing directions and I’m not touching it with a 10-foot pole.

On the DVR:  Still too many to contemplate…